Donald Rumsfeld Prohibits Use Of Camcorders During Wedding Ceremonies (TheDailyFarce.com)

Donald Rumsfeld Prohibits Use Of Camcorders During Wedding Ceremonies (TheDailyFarce.com): "After the unfortunate attack on a wedding party in Iraq by the U.S., and the surfacing of actual video footage showing the wedding, Donald Rumsfeld announced this morning that camcorders, digital or not, are prohibited from now on during any kind of celebration, including weddings, birthday parties and anniversaries.

'We ask that the people of Iraq refrain from using camcorders of any kind and/or regular cameras as well.' Stated Donald Rumsfeld in a televised press conference in Iraq, 'The attack on that party was legitimate. These were people that planned attacks on us. Sure they have weddings too. However, the surfacing of the videotapes showing the wedding party makes it very hard for us to seem like the good guys. So from this point on, all recording devices are prohibited.'


'I love video taping.' Stated an Iraqi man on the street that wished to remain anonymous, 'I love Hollywood and I want to be a director. My digital video camera is my only way of pretending to be in Hollywood. I don't want to give that up!'

A video surfaced showing a wedding, that survivors say, is the wedding that was attacked by the U.S. on Wednesday killing at least 45 people, including women and children. The U.S. insists that it was not a wedding party, but a meeting of high-level insurgents.

'That is how they usually do it.' Stated Colonel James Johnson, 'They meet in a tent. Women wear traditional wedding dresses to fool us into believing they are having a celebration. To make it very believable, they even cater the celebration, bring a band to play music, dance and even exchange vows. It's amazing the detail they put into it to fool us. But we knew better. So we attac"